Dear God,

Now, I'm very grateful for all you've been doing for me lately, and I know everything is all part of some big plan on your part.

While normally I'm more than happy to submit myself to your divine will, I have an eensy-weensy little request.

You know, when you made the earth and you made the seasons.... well, you must have forgotten Seattle. Became God, it's the middle of June, and uh, well I don't know how to say this, but... it's past noon and the thermomoter hasn't even topped out at 50 degrees. Yeah, it's been like this for a couple days. It's not even sunny.

I just thought, you know. Maybe since it's SUMMER and all we could get some vitamin D here. Just asking.

Sincerely,
-Your Humble Servant 

Thanks again.